Merch! I’m talkin’ ‘bout The Progrum in convenient, wearable form.
We are endeavoring to make Progrum-related shirts, but we want to do it only if we know you people really want them. If not, it’s cool. We can totally still be friends. I mean, don’t expect me to wear shirts of you or anything, but we can still be civil in a basic, icy sense.
But, I figure it’s not enough that we say, yep we’re doing shirts. We want you—yeah, I’m pointing at you, bub—to pick which design we go with first.
We’re going to be running ideas by you in the next li’l bit right on this here page. You guys can pick. You'll be able to vote for your favorite design.
Let me clarify: we are not asking for ideas from you, we are wanting to know which ideas you like the best. It’s nothing personal, just that we ain’t paying you royalties and shit.
If this is successful, we will release several other designs. And expect to see mouse pads, coffee mugs, and my favorite: panties. I totally want to see myself grinning at myself when I go down to take care of the little lady!
So what do you think? You want some shirts? Tell me ‘afore SSG and I start cranking out designs.
